It was the night before Christmas.
That’s usually how these stories begin right?
Fortunately for us, this is not a Christmas tale. This is not about “the most wonderful time of the year.” This is a tale about justice, fairness and people getting what they deserve, especially from big bellied deities who claim to go around dropping presents for kids under trees.
Lindsey had been a member of C.L.A.U.S. since she was six. You probably need an explanation (I was getting there, relax…Jeez).